We have achieved immortality…

5 Jan

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The Stanley Steemer Variations (by Mia) lyrics are now transcribed on Lybio.net!

(Although Latina Chica (above) is a bit put out at hers being labelled as “foreign language”!)

[Mia – The Stanley Steemer Variations]
Source: Lybio.net

Call 1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer gets carpet cleaner.

1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer is the carpet cleaner. [scat]

1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer the carpet cleaner. Wow.

1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer gets carpet cleaner.

1-800 Stanley Steemer is the carpet cleaner, carpet cleaner.

Call 1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer is the carpet cleaner.

[Foreign Language]

1-1-1-1-1-800-Steemer, 1-1-1-1-1-800-Steemer 1-1-1-1-1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steamer the carpet cleaner.

Stanley Steemer, oh, he is my carpet cleaner, oh, yeah, yeah, wow wow, Stanley Steemer, Stanley Steemer.

It was a mess, didn’t know what to do, a dirty carpet, all coz of you, I was alone, so I picked up the phone, and made a call to

1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer. 1-800, he is my carpet cleaner, 1-800 Stanley fuckin Steemer, Stanley Steemer is the carpet cleaner. 1-800-Steamer, Stanley Steemer, 1-800 he is my carpet cleaner. 1-800 Stanley fuckin Steemer, Stanley Steemer is the carpet cleaner.

Stanley Steemer, Stanley Steemer wow, wow, wow.

Mia Gentile as Latina Chica in The Stanley Steemer Variations (by Mia)

Mia Gentile as Latina Chica in The Stanley Steemer Variations (by Mia)Mia Gentile as Latina Chica in The Stanley Steemer Variations (by Mia)Mia Gentile as Latina Chica in The Stanley Steemer Variations (by Mia)

3 Responses to “We have achieved immortality…”

  1. Anonymous January 9, 2015 at 6:06 pm #

    Mia, please marry me!

  2. stanley steemer January 31, 2015 at 1:43 pm #

    I called stanley steemer corporate and they still don’t know about this video

  3. ~Sharon~ June 9, 2016 at 9:35 am #

    Stanley Steemer is doing a video contest right now with people singing their jingle. I was going to go for yours, even though they officially have their jingle now as ‘1-800-Steemer…Stanly Steemer your certified cleaner’, I believe. Then I realized your video is not in the submissions. And was even more surprised to see this was a couple years old. I think you should submit it or maybe make something similar.?

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